Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.
Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.
Santa has a beard, sure…. but not one that hides his whole face!
Santa has much more dedication than this… passing out in the middle of his duties? Come on now.
I would be crying too if I were placed on this creepy mannequin.
Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.