Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.
Santa has a beard, sure…. but not one that hides his whole face!
Santa has much more dedication than this… passing out in the middle of his duties? Come on now.
I would be crying too if I were placed on this creepy mannequin.
Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.