Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.
Unconscious Santa
December 11, 2009Fuzzy Santa
Santa has a beard, sure…. but not one that hides his whole face!
No-Eyed Santa
December 10, 2009I would be crying too if I were placed on this creepy mannequin.
Wannabe Rocker Santa
Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.
Monstrous Eyebrows
No wonder these girls are upset! Those eyebrows are going to swallow them.
