Unconscious Santa

Posted By annabelle
Categorized Under: Creepy Santa, Drunk Santa, Not Santa Claus
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Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.

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Fuzzy Santa

Posted By annabelle
Categorized Under: Creepy Santa, Not Santa Claus, Santa Impostor
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Santa has a beard, sure…. but not one that hides his whole face!

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No-Eyed Santa

Posted By annabelle
Categorized Under: Creepy Santa, Not Santa Claus
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I would be crying too if I were placed on this creepy mannequin.

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Wannabe Rocker Santa

Posted By annabelle
Categorized Under: Creepy Santa, Not Santa Claus, Santa Impostor
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Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.

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Monstrous Eyebrows

Posted By annabelle
Categorized Under: Creepy Santa, Not Santa Claus, Santa Impostor
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No wonder these girls are upset! Those eyebrows are going to swallow them.

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