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A site dedicated to finding these sinister imposters and bringing them to justice. Children have been subjected to sitting on the laps of shifty old men for generations, and it's time this comes to an end! Most of the time they miss everything the kids asked for anyway. Please... let's stop the madness.
Send your impostor pictures to thatsnotsanta(at)live.com and if you have been a good boy or girl Santa will post them here!
Archives
- December 2009
Categories
- Creepy Santa (14)
- Drunk Santa (10)
- Not Santa Claus (35)
- Santa Impostor (17)

Unconscious Santa

December 11, 2009

Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.

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Filed under: Creepy Santa,Drunk Santa,Not Santa Claus

Sleeping On The Job

Santa has much more dedication than this… passing out in the middle of his duties? Come on now.

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Filed under: Drunk Santa,Not Santa Claus

Beer Belly Santa

December 9, 2009

We can tell this bowlful of jelly was created by beer not cookies and milk!

Thanks Jack Frost

Filed under: Creepy Santa,Drunk Santa,Not Santa Claus,Santa Impostor

Tropical Santa Impostor

December 8, 2009

Santa never drinks straight from the bottle!

Filed under: Drunk Santa,Not Santa Claus,Santa Impostor

OMG What Happened To Rudolph

December 7, 2009

CLEARLY not Santa

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Thanks for the picture Pete!

Filed under: Creepy Santa,Drunk Santa,Not Santa Claus,Santa Impostor