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A site dedicated to finding these sinister imposters and bringing them to justice. Children have been subjected to sitting on the laps of shifty old men for generations, and it's time this comes to an end! Most of the time they miss everything the kids asked for anyway. Please... let's stop the madness.
Send your impostor pictures to thatsnotsanta(at)live.com and if you have been a good boy or girl Santa will post them here!
Archives
- December 2009
Categories
- Creepy Santa (14)
- Drunk Santa (10)
- Not Santa Claus (35)
- Santa Impostor (17)

Unconscious Santa

December 11, 2009

Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.

drunk_santa_train-550x379

Filed under: Creepy Santa,Drunk Santa,Not Santa Claus

Fuzzy Santa

Santa has a beard, sure…. but not one that hides his whole face!

fuzzy

Filed under: Creepy Santa,Not Santa Claus,Santa Impostor

Sleeping On The Job

Santa has much more dedication than this… passing out in the middle of his duties? Come on now.

drunk_santa_02

Filed under: Drunk Santa,Not Santa Claus

No-Eyed Santa

December 10, 2009

I would be crying too if I were placed on this creepy mannequin.

ScarySanta3

Filed under: Creepy Santa,Not Santa Claus

Wannabe Rocker Santa

Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.

real beard

Filed under: Creepy Santa,Not Santa Claus,Santa Impostor