Santa has a beard, sure…. but not one that hides his whole face!
Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.
No wonder these girls are upset! Those eyebrows are going to swallow them.
I’m sure Santa has his off days, but he’s never this grumpy!
It’s common knowledge that the real Santa wears clothes that fit. Would Mrs. Claus ever let her husband out in public dressed like that?
