Fuzzy Santa

December 11, 2009

Santa has a beard, sure…. but not one that hides his whole face!

fuzzy

Wannabe Rocker Santa

December 10, 2009

Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.

real beard

Monstrous Eyebrows

No wonder these girls are upset! Those eyebrows are going to swallow them.

crying kids santa

Hostile Santa

I’m sure Santa has his off days, but he’s never this grumpy!

crying kid

Santa Needs A Tailor

December 9, 2009

It’s common knowledge that the real Santa wears clothes that fit. Would Mrs. Claus ever let her husband out in public dressed like that?

short pants