That's Not Santa

Unconscious Santa

annabelle — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:54:57 +0000

Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.

annabelle — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:49:50 +0000

Santa has a beard, sure…. but not one that hides his whole face!

annabelle — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:46:58 +0000

Santa has much more dedication than this… passing out in the middle of his duties? Come on now.

annabelle — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:30:26 +0000

I would be crying too if I were placed on this creepy mannequin.

annabelle — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:00:57 +0000

Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.

annabelle — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:00:09 +0000

No wonder these girls are upset! Those eyebrows are going to swallow them.

annabelle — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:00:29 +0000

I’m sure Santa has his off days, but he’s never this grumpy!

annabelle — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:57:41 +0000

It’s common knowledge that the real Santa wears clothes that fit. Would Mrs. Claus ever let her husband out in public dressed like that?

Kris Kringle — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:42:27 +0000

We can tell this bowlful of jelly was created by beer not cookies and milk!

Thanks Jack Frost

Kris Kringle — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:45:48 +0000

He maybe a Santa impostor but he found his way onto the good list by catching this thief!