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	<title>That&#039;s Not Santa</title>
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	<description>Help Catch These Santa Impersonators</description>
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		<title>Unconscious Santa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Santa always uses his reindeer for transportation, not the stinking subway! He also has more dignity than to get completely smashed.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/unconscious-santa</link>
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		<title>Fuzzy Santa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Santa has a beard, sure&#8230;. but not one that hides his whole face!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/fuzzy-santa</link>
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		<title>Sleeping On The Job</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Santa has much more dedication than this&#8230; passing out in the middle of his duties? Come on now.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/sleeping-on-the-job</link>
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		<title>No-Eyed Santa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would be crying too if I were placed on this creepy mannequin.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/no-eyed-santa</link>
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		<title>Wannabe Rocker Santa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Santa is most definitely not the founding member of a ZZ Top tribute band.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/wannabe-rocker-santa</link>
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		<title>Monstrous Eyebrows</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No wonder these girls are upset! Those eyebrows are going to swallow them.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/monstrous-eyebrows</link>
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		<title>Hostile Santa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure Santa has his off days, but he&#8217;s never this grumpy!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/hostile-santa</link>
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		<title>Santa Needs A Tailor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s common knowledge that the real Santa wears clothes that fit. Would Mrs. Claus ever let her husband out in public dressed like that?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/santa-needs-a-tailor</link>
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		<title>Beer Belly Santa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We can tell this bowlful of jelly was created by beer not cookies and milk! Thanks Jack Frost]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thatsnotsanta.com/beer-belly-santa</link>
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		<title>Not Santa But On Good List</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He maybe a Santa impostor but he found his way onto the good list by catching this thief!]]></description>
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